Imba, zvisinei, yakakura chete, ingadai isina kuramba kuzorora mumba yakadai. Kutaura chokwadi - mukuona kwangu mukadzi wacho akanyanya kuonda, asi anobata mu anus zvakakwana! Nekuda kweizvi, unogona kushivirira kuonda kwake kwakanyanya. Uye boka iri zviri pachena kuti richaita zvepabonde neanenge chero mukadzi!
Mota yakapamhamha, inonaka kuita bonde. Vasikana vane ruzivo rwavo pachavo rwekufadza mutengi mumotokari, kana kuti panzvimbo iyo mutyairi pachake.
Paunorenda zvinhu kuti zvigadziriswe, unofanira kukumbira mutengo. Pano mutengi aisakwanisa kubhadhara, uye tenzi akamupa kuti adzorere chikwereti che $ 500 nemuviri wake. Ndiwo mutengo wakanaka kunyangwe kumusikana akanaka. Sezviri pachena iyi pfungwa yakauyawo mumusoro wake wakanaka - gadget inodhura zvakanyanya. Eya, paakaona jongwe rake rine simba, zvisaririra zverudado zvakanyura chose. Sarudzo yakanaka - akangwara blonde!
Hongu, ndinofunga kuti bartender pachake akanga asiri kupokana nekunyengerwa kuti aite zvakadaro, nokuti kazhinji haawanzotora marudzi ose evasingazivi akayamwa, kunyange zvazvo zvichida akazomupa cocktail inoshamisa, asi kutanga kwekubhadhara kwatinoona ikozvino. .
Ndingadai ndakamusvira.
Akandisvira mumuromo zvine simba uye ... Ndakabva ndayeuchidzwa kuti ndaida kusvira shamwari yangu mumuromo nenzira imwe chete, apo yakafema pfungwa dzangu kunze kwemaawa! Ndinofanira kufunga kudaro, mukadzi akapfeka, hapana chikonzero chekufuridzira njere dzemurume!
Masokisi matema ari kupisa zvakanyanya.
Uye zita remutambi wacho ndiani?
Ooh) Cum.
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